SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2026 — Week 9 Edition

The Benchwarmers Chronicle

League Standings & Weekly Report · Est. 2023

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Week

9· 2026 season

League FAAB Pool

$2400

League Leader

White Mans Burden · 7-1

iSix teams make the playoffs (starts week 15): both division winners get a first-round bye (seeds 1 & 2), both division runners-up are in, and the last two spots are league-wide wild cards. Ties are broken by head-to-head record, then points-for.

NORTH— The Dogfight

Playoff Bound

1▲1

White Mans Burden#1BYE

TarasM

5-Game Win Streak

7-1

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 1197.2Points forPA 756.7Points against
WWWWW🔥Lucky Leader +16%
War Chest$196
2▼1

Smells Like Tee Spirit#3

ikuzmych

7-1

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 998.0Points forPA 816.8Points against
WWWWLLucky Leader +28%
War Chest$46
3▲1

Remember The Tutens#5

ichernyak

4-4

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 854.3Points forPA 887.9Points against
WLWLWPlaying True +2%
War Chest$109
4▲1

Seal Team Nix#6

olekmart

3-5

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 833.5Points forPA 982.6Points against
LWLWWPlaying True -4%
War Chest$73
Playoff Cutline · In the Hunt Below
5▼2

28-3

nazarsenyuk

Defending Champ

3-5

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 772.0Points forPA 955.5Points against
LLLLWPlaying True -2%
War Chest$103
6—

SUPREME LEADER

Andsenyuk

2-6

1.0 GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 699.2Points forPA 883.1Points against
LLLWLSnakebit -14%
War Chest$39

SOUTH— The Battle for Position

Playoff Bound

1—

Jesus paid the Price#2BYE

RuvimP

3-Game Win Streak

7-1

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 997.0Points forPA 764.6Points against
WLWWW🔥Lucky Leader +25%
War Chest$105
2—

Ka-Chow!#4

Bogdans1

5-3

— GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 914.6Points forPA 920.0Points against
WWLLWRiding Some Luck +13%
War Chest$80
Playoff Cutline · In the Hunt Below
3—

Gibb me da booty

UncleMykola

3-5

2.0 GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 849.8Points forPA 830.3Points against
LWLLLSnakebit -14%
War Chest$80
4—

Butker? Hardly know her

danielsenyuk

3-5

2.0 GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 726.2Points forPA 783.1Points against
LLWLLSnakebit -9%
War Chest$200
5▲1

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

Mitch1478

2-6

3.0 GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 776.8Points forPA 938.6Points against
WLWLLUnlucky Contender -16%
War Chest$10
6▼1

Strange Black Pitts

DavidPiholyuk

2-6

3.0 GBGames back of the last playoff spot

PF 796.5Points forPA 896.0Points against
LWLWLUnlucky Contender -19%
War Chest$193

Weekly Milestones

Week 8 Blowout

White Mans Burden demolished Mike Who Cheese Hairy

121.6 – 91.9 · 13.9% margin→

Week 8 Nail-Biter

Seal Team Nix edged Butker? Hardly know her

107.5 – 94.4 · 6.5% margin→

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