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Trophy Cabinet
No hardware yet — still writing the story.
Record Ledger
168.7
High ScoreWeek 3, 2025
60.5
Low ScoreWeek 13, 2025
Career Record25-14 (64%)
Manager Scouting Report
Trade Aggressiveness42
16 career trades
Waiver Wire Hawk27
78 career waiver/FA moves
Draft Luck96
Based on this season's scoring-vs-record luck (Pythagorean expectation).
Rivalries
Writing Credits
Senior Staff WriterUndefeated? Not In This EconomyAndrey’s Reign of TerrorThe TruthThe Glorious Leader's Glorious FallThe Picture Becomes ClearerTank Bowl Favorites Continue Their MarchWhole Lotta Shakin Going OnTop 3 Gets Shaken Up, Andrey's Team SinksWeek 1 Power RankingsWeek 1 Preview2026 Draft Recap - The One that Survived the Commissioner's AnticsThe Dossier
Bio
A Texan who dresses the part — cowboy hat, rodeo and all — Illya has been in the league since day one. He enjoys photoshoots with friends, stargazing, and admiring pottery. Nine years into playing fantasy football, he has yet to win a championship in any league, ever.
Hobbies
- Selling his team on the cusp of a championship
- Baking baklava
- Going Zero-RB and having it backfire every time
- Travel
Draft Day Reputation
Drafts the most injury-prone superstar available.
Head-to-Head Matrix
| Andrey S. | Ruvim P. | Bogdan S. | David P. | Taras M. | Daniel S. | Ilya C. | Nazar S. | Illya K. | Mykola M. | Mitch M. | Olek M. | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrey S. | — | 2-1 | 1-2 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 2-1 | 2-3 | 2-3 | 2-3 | – | 0-4 | 5-1 |
| Ruvim P. | 1-2 | — | 1-2 | 4-2 | 1-2 | 2-2 | 0-2 | 3-1 | 2-1 | 1-0 | 3-2 | 1-1 |
| Bogdan S. | 2-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-1 | 2-1 | 3-4 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 5-0 | 2-0 |
| David P. | 1-1 | 2-4 | 1-3 | — | 1-2 | 0-5 | 2-1 | 1-2 | 0-3 | 0-1 | 2-3 | 1-2 |
| Taras M. | 1-2 | 2-1 | 1-2 | 2-1 | — | 1-1 | 1-4 | 2-4 | 1-4 | – | 2-1 | 4-1 |
| Daniel S. | 1-2 | 2-2 | 4-3 | 5-0 | 1-1 | — | 1-2 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 0-1 | 2-2 | 2-1 |
| Ilya C. | 3-2 | 2-0 | 3-1 | 1-2 | 4-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-2 | 3-1 | 1-0 | 1-1 | 2-1 |
| Nazar S. | 3-2 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 4-2 | 2-2 | 2-3 | — | 1-3 | – | 0-2 | 4-1 |
| Illya K. | 3-2 | 1-2 | 1-1 | 3-0 | 4-1 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 3-1 | — | 1-0 | 2-1 | 4-1 |
| Mykola M. | – | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | – | 1-0 | 0-1 | – | 0-1 | — | 1-0 | 0-1 |
| Mitch M. | 4-0 | 2-3 | 0-5 | 3-2 | 1-2 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 1-2 | 0-1 | — | 3-0 |
| Olek M. | 1-5 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 2-1 | 1-4 | 1-2 | 1-2 | 1-4 | 1-4 | 1-0 | 0-3 | — |
Each row's record reads as (row manager's wins)-(column manager's wins), regular season and playoffs combined.